PRODUCT 038: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

You bought a shirt with a glowing blue alien-planet thing on the front.

You don’t know what it means. I don’t know what it means.

But you’re gonna wear it like it’s profound because that’s who you are now.

Let’s be real:

You bought this tee to look mysterious, but you’re gonna end up explaining the graphic to people with the confidence of someone who skimmed the Wikipedia summary.

And that’s okay.

This shirt supports you.

It lies for you.

Wear it proudly. Pretend you’re deep. Confuse everybody.